My girl is funny! Okay...hysterical! And she still just says the cutest things. So, it's time for some of the latest Claraisms. Enjoy!
"Daddy, we went to Sonic and I had teeter totters." (tater tots)
"Wanna play a game of wool?" (war)
"Beniz naughty ducks..." (Feliz Navidad)
Clara calls her big brother "Buddy"......
"Buddy loves syrup. Not Buddy our son."
She is learning to read, so I bought a classic collection of "Dick and Jane" books....but she calls them
"Chick and Jane" or occasionally "Nook and Jane".
She told Buddy one day "you are giving me a hiccup."
"If you spell dog backwards it spells Jesus."
Clara loves to eat "Chicken Slow Made" (chicken lo mein)
"Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Kai Lan laid an egg." (She carries on the Pierce gift for song lyrics.)
"Do you know what an upside down "i" is? An exciting mark. Like "Mommy is so happy...exciting mark."
(exclamation point)
"Are we going to do anything? I'm so boring!"
"Buddy, you are making me so annoying!"
And one of our personal favorites....one night Clara had Judy (her bitty baby....very important part of the family) sitting in her chair at the table. Judy has a very specific high pitched baby voice. And "Judy" just kept talking sassy to Daddy. So Daddy warned Judy that if she didn't stop being sassy, she was going to get her mommy (Clara) in trouble. Well, Judy just couldn't restrain herself and she was sassy again. So, Daddy sent Clara to the stairs for timeout. Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth! Clara was so offended and wounded. When she finally came back to the table, she was pretty inconsolable. She cried to her daddy "why you call me Judy instead of this little baby, I'm Clara!!! It was Judy that was being sassy!" She was totally serious, big crocodile tears. Her brother was really helpful, as he was laying on the table laughing until he cried. Okay....I might have had a couple of laughter tears myself. Joe stayed the course. But eventually had to leave the room before he burst!
Oh how this child makes me smile!!!
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